Oliver Maxwell Kupper http://www.olivermaxwellkupper.com † Art is Tyranny † Fri, 14 Dec 2012 02:48:24 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5 Writing http://www.olivermaxwellkupper.com/2012/12/writing/ http://www.olivermaxwellkupper.com/2012/12/writing/#comments Fri, 14 Dec 2012 02:36:05 +0000 Butterfly Catcher http://www.olivermaxwellkupper.com/?p=220 Always begin writing a book, novel or short story without thinking about anyone else but yourself.  Otherwise you will be sitting in an empty room, with an empty page, and you will be trying to impress someone who isn’t even present, as usual.  If you want to impress someone, buy them a Dalmatian puppy, put a red bow around her neck, and tell them the next hundred puppies will arrive daily.  People don’t like you because you’re smart or funny, people like you because you are pleasing to look at and you pay attention to them when they try to impress you.

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]]> http://www.olivermaxwellkupper.com/2012/12/writing/feed/ 0 Love and the Break-up Queen http://www.olivermaxwellkupper.com/2012/12/love-and-the-break-up-queen/ http://www.olivermaxwellkupper.com/2012/12/love-and-the-break-up-queen/#comments Fri, 14 Dec 2012 02:33:21 +0000 Butterfly Catcher http://www.olivermaxwellkupper.com/?p=217 The Breakup:

A)  Severe death.

B)  Loss of false identity.

C)  Heart drawn and quartered by ravenous ferrets.

D)  Puncture.  Quick loss of oxygen.

E)  Bloodletting, Leeches.

F) Forgiveness.  I know, Fuck is usually the answer.

G)  Division of assets you never had which now equal less than nothing.

H)  Don’t drive angry.

I)  With proper medication, it doesn’t hurt a bit.  This method can be costly and produces quirky side effects.  Avoid markets like Whole Foods where you’ll be compelled to buy frozen pies and Hydrangeas.

J)  And forget about how the girl you love is off gallivanting around town with a new gun in her holster.

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